Thursday, December 29, 2005

Blahhhhhh

The purpose of this post is just to let you know how sick I am.
I started feeling bad Tuesday night and its gotten worst since then.
Im leaving work early to go home and sleep. I hate feeling this way, especially with
New years coming up.Thats all for now

My brain is dead.

I couldn't have a coherent thought if my life depended on it right now. Perhaps I am trying to think too early in the morning. I should just let myself run on automatic pilot until noon. But by then I will be gone.

Some random thoughts for you:
Apparently, Michigan got robbed in their game against Nebraska last night. Sucks to be Michigan today. Horrible officiating, from what I hear, because I didn't watch, helped Nebraska to victory.

Hot chocolate is STILL one of my favorite drinks.

It is pouring down rain here. Great. As if my hair needed help looking bad.

And speaking of my hair, still growing it out. You would be proud.

Clemson lost their first basketball game of the season last night. :-( Still love OP! (and the team.)

That's enough rambling for now.

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

What the hell?

You can already hear me, huh? Too bad you can't already feel my foot up your ass. What I would give for Go-Go Gadget arms right about now....

Seriously, I know that things are not as "pretty" as we would like them to be right now for our football team, but we are winning. We are functional. And sometimes, that's enough to do the trick. Everytime you have sex, it's not the best you ever had, but it gets the job done. And you know what? You keep coming back for more ( and more and more and more). I could really just string this analogy out beyond reason, but I won't for now. :-)

I am leaving for Kansas tomorrow. Thank the Lawd! Sometimes Jersey really gets to me. What the hell? MOST of the time, Jersey gets to me. And just when you think you find something worthwhile, well, to keep it nice, you realize otherwise. Sometimes I feel like I live in Oz, where nothing is what it seems. But then again, that's the whole world, not just Jersey.

Oh, and you do NOT feel sorry for me. You LOVE me!!! C'mon, just admit it.

3 hours I won't get back.

Have you even seen these parents out with their young ones and you think “God what a ugly ass baby, I wonder if the parents think its ugly too?”. Well chances are they do realize how ugly the baby is but they have convinced themselves that it’s the most beautiful baby in the world. Thats kinda how I feel about Clemson football and their fans.
The fact of the matter is that I wasted 3 good hours of my life last night watching yet another boring ass, no excitement, please shoot me in the head Clemson football game. I realize Im probably going to catch a lot of crap from my fellow Clemson grads and that’s fine, but think about everything Im saying before you dismiss me.
Now, I won’t claim to be any kind of football expert but I know an exciting game when I see one and I will have to say 85% of Clemson games are anything but exciting. Its like watching paint dry or flies fuck. Clemson football games are the only ones where I don’t feel like I have to watch every play because there is a good chance I won’t miss anything big. I can already hear Tigerchick saying “well what about the Miami game this year, or Texas A&M, or Florida State”. My only response to this is that these games fall into the 15% category of games that actually have some excitement to them.
Even tight games like Boston College and Wake Forest were boring until the last few minutes. I honestly feel bad for fans like Tigerchick and her friends because they put so much heart and effort towards their team and get nothing back in return.

Just watch a USC (California not South Carolina), Penn State, Michigan or Notre Dame game to see what Im talking about. These schools play great games every week and keep their fans excited and on the edge of their seats. I think I’ve said enough about this subject for now, but its definitely not just the kick off team, its the whole team. But if your happy thinking your baby is the best looking one, then who am I to introduce reality to you.

I can’t say that I have a collection of porno music pesay, but I don’t think it would be a bad marketing idea. I guess the reason I like porno music is because when I hear it, it takes me back to that special place.
(for the record its not my favorite music, I just thought it would be funny to put that under my profile)

A stick of butter, a gallon of milk and

a new Kick off team. My grocery list. Oh and can you double bag that please? I don't want my new kick off team to drop and break in the parking lot.

One thing I realized watching last night's game (Clemson vs. Colorado) is how much I have missed football. God I love it. On the other hand, I haven't missed feeling my blood pressure spike when we get two blocked kicks or throw an interception (don't worry, I still love ya' Charlie!) I really think heaven is measured 10 yards at a time and standing at the Pearly Gates is something akin to starting First and Ten from the 2 yard line....you can see where you want to be and are mere footsteps away. AHHH, football.

But back to special teams. Ours looks like they need to be playing in the Special Olympics (God and Tiger faithful forgive me for saying such). I am eternally thankful that we have some new faces coming in next year to hopefully (fingers crossed, holding breath) fill this void. And that is all I will say about that! GOOOOOO Tigers!!

I noticed Kokesh ( I still don't know what that means. Throw me a bone here.) , where you said that your favorite music was porno music. Now is that because you are watching porn whenever you hear it or you just genuinely like it? Do you have a cd that you play in the Ess-Say with these classic tunes? Just curious...

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Launch

Well, this is the first official post of Random Anthem. My partner (who has not decided on a screen name yet....for now let's call him HOYT) and I have decided that we should not keep our very insightful and thought provoking topics of conversation to ourselves. The world will be a better place if we post. So, for our first line of thought.....

In the way of New Year's Resolutions, I have decided to make one that I can ACTUALLY keep. From now on, I will drink at least one mimosa every morning. This should eliminate a lot of my morning "moodiness" that I seem to have.

Koskesh here, aka Hoyt (tigerchick's partner in crime):

While I would love to believe that a few mimosas will cure this “morning moodiness” that you speak of, I have to believe that all it really does is delay the inevitable . And lets not kid ourselves in calling it “morning moodiness” as if it’s a disease and it has some kind of cure. We all know what its called…………Bitchiness and there is no cure. Its part of the checks and balances between men and women. There has to be some bitching going on in order for men to get shit done. And there has to be some bitching going on in order for men to make comments like “man, she is a real bitch”.

And speaking of mimosas, am I the only one that associates this drink with homosexuals? Don’t get me wrong, I have no problem with two guys doing what they do as long as it makes them happy, and I have no problem with two girls doing what they do as long as they're not ugly.

So I guess you’ve put the pressure on me to come up with a New Years Resolution as well. Its kinda hard since I don’t have any bad habits and can’t find any faults with myself but I guess if I had to pick something it would be this: Starting next year, I will try to eat healthier and pay attention to the quality and quantity of food that I consume. With that said, I have 4 days left to eat whatever the hell I want and as much as I want.