What the hell?

You can already hear me, huh? Too bad you can't already feel my foot up your ass. What I would give for Go-Go Gadget arms right about now....

Seriously, I know that things are not as "pretty" as we would like them to be right now for our football team, but we are winning. We are functional. And sometimes, that's enough to do the trick. Everytime you have sex, it's not the best you ever had, but it gets the job done. And you know what? You keep coming back for more ( and more and more and more). I could really just string this analogy out beyond reason, but I won't for now. :-)

I am leaving for Kansas tomorrow. Thank the Lawd! Sometimes Jersey really gets to me. What the hell? MOST of the time, Jersey gets to me. And just when you think you find something worthwhile, well, to keep it nice, you realize otherwise. Sometimes I feel like I live in Oz, where nothing is what it seems. But then again, that's the whole world, not just Jersey.

Oh, and you do NOT feel sorry for me. You LOVE me!!! C'mon, just admit it.