Maid for hire.

Im impressed with the maid service order. Funny you should bring this up b/c my wife just mentioned the other day how we need to hire one to come twice a month and help out with the cleaning. Im not opposed to idea by any mean but there are a few concerns that I have:

How much does each visit cost? (I guess it depends on what you want done)
Can we pick from a list of available maids? (I would rather have a good looking maid fold my underwear than an ugly one)
Is happy ending an option?

When I get these answers, we will look more seriously at ordering one as well.

Had meat and three today, it wasn’t bad but I getting sick of it since I have it like 4 days a week. I will cut back in an effort to spice it up again.

I was very impressed with Vince Young and the Texas Team as a whole, but USC could have won that game if the weren’t so cocky.

Have to agree with the ice cream statement.
I don’t get the 21 comment, but maybe it has something to do with black jack and Vegas

I don’t think its possible to be a heroin addict and still be smokin hot. Heroin makes you eyes and cheeks get sucked into your face and gives you that crack whore effect. With that said, if your able to look smoking hot and smoke a little heroin every now and then, that’s ok in my book. Just don’t do it while cleaning my house or folding my underwear.

We officially have 36 days left on the Vegas diet.

Would you allow your small toe (on either foot that you choose) to be surgically removed (meaning they put you to sleep and you don’t feel any pain) for $175,000 cash?