Tuesday, March 10, 2009

And the winner is

And here I was worried that I wouldn’t be able to keep up with my blog partner (only one post since Feb 15th)

I just recently noticed how hot Mariah Carey has gotten (after seeing the video to Touch My Body). And then I started thinking how I didn’t even find her attractive in the 90’s.
This is one of those rare cases where beauty comes with age. So Im not sure if she has had any surgeries or enhancements but I can tell you at this moment she has climbed into my top five.

So now your wondering who my top five are and who got voted off to make room for Mariah Carey.
Before I go into my top 5, I have to throw this disclaimer out there: these girls are all runner-ups to my wife.

Jennifer Love Hewitt : has been at the #1 spot for at least 8 years or since the first time I saw the movie Can’t Hardly Wait.

Christina Aguilera: kinda though she was skanky hot back in the day, but now with motherhood it’s a whole new kind of hotness. Been top 5 for about 4 years.

Jenny Mccarthy: been on the list since the days of hosting “Singled Out” on MTV.
Again motherhood has brought on a different kind of hotness for her.

Tara Reid: Im talking about the Tara Reid from American Pie or Van Wilder. Not the one from the red carpet with the bad boob job or the scars on her stomach. There is something about that raspy voice.

Mariah Carey: The newcomer to the list. She has been getting hotter and hotter in the last 4 or 5 years.


So who got taken off the top 5 list?

Jillian Grace: She was playmate of the month in March 2005. She was 20 years old at the time. She was discovered because of the Howard Stern show, and she had been on my list since 2005. In January of 2008 she announced that she was pregnant as a result of a “brief relationship” with Dave Spade. During the relationship Jillian was 22 and David was 45 (I fucking hate him now, ok not really but it feels like I should).

So now you know my All Star team.


And then…..

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