Well, this is the first official post of Random Anthem. My partner (who has not decided on a screen name yet....for now let's call him HOYT) and I have decided that we should not keep our very insightful and thought provoking topics of conversation to ourselves. The world will be a better place if we post. So, for our first line of thought.....
In the way of New Year's Resolutions, I have decided to make one that I can ACTUALLY keep. From now on, I will drink at least one mimosa every morning. This should eliminate a lot of my morning "moodiness" that I seem to have.
Koskesh here, aka Hoyt (tigerchick's partner in crime):
While I would love to believe that a few mimosas will cure this “morning moodiness” that you speak of, I have to believe that all it really does is delay the inevitable . And lets not kid ourselves in calling it “morning moodiness” as if it’s a disease and it has some kind of cure. We all know what its called…………Bitchiness and there is no cure. Its part of the checks and balances between men and women. There has to be some bitching going on in order for men to get shit done. And there has to be some bitching going on in order for men to make comments like “man, she is a real bitch”.
And speaking of mimosas, am I the only one that associates this drink with homosexuals? Don’t get me wrong, I have no problem with two guys doing what they do as long as it makes them happy, and I have no problem with two girls doing what they do as long as they're not ugly.
So I guess you’ve put the pressure on me to come up with a New Years Resolution as well. Its kinda hard since I don’t have any bad habits and can’t find any faults with myself but I guess if I had to pick something it would be this: Starting next year, I will try to eat healthier and pay attention to the quality and quantity of food that I consume. With that said, I have 4 days left to eat whatever the hell I want and as much as I want.
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